WOOD 🪵 ON FIRE 🔥
A dwarf with a torch has some complaints about nighttime.
FOUND 🔎 a torch 🔥and apparently 🙄 I’m the ONLY ☝️ dwarf 🧔 who’s noticed 👀 half the day 📅 is missing 💸. Sun ☀️ goes down ⬇️ and everybody just ACCEPTS 🤷 it. Not me 🚫. I’ve got a stick 🪵 with daytime 🔥 on the end. “Thorgun 🧔, that’s not sunlight” ☀️🤓. Then why 🤨 can I SEE 👁️, Brann? Explain 🎓 that without using 🚫 elf words 🧝📚.
Walked 🚶 into a cave 🕳️. Dark 🌑. Held up 🤳 the torch 🔥. Fixed 🛠️. No quest 📜, no prophecy 🔮, no ancient bloodline 🩸👑. Just me 🧔 telling the dark 🌑 to get fucked 🖕 and it LISTENED 👂.
A trogg 👹 came running 🏃 at me yelling 📢. Lit 🔥 him up so I could see 👀 what his problem was. Turns out 💡 it was mostly 📝 being on fire 🔥👹🔥. Fair enough 🤝. Mine would be too.
Got to Ironforge ⚒️🏰 and the guard 🛡️ says “put that out” 🧯. PUT WHAT OUT 🤨? The miniature sun ☀️ I brought 🧳 from home 🏔️? Your entire city 🏙️ is an indoor volcano 🌋 and suddenly MY stick 🪵 is a concern 🚨?
Then some mage 🧙 offered 🤲 to teach me ✨ Light 💡. Told him 🗣️ I already know 🧠 it. He says 😤 “this is ARCANE illumination” 🔮💡. Aye 👍 and this is WOOD 🪵 ON FIRE 🔥. Mine also does wolves 🐺.